I know I haven’t posted in ages and I’m really sorry. I promise that there will be one in a couple of days.
Until then, keep laughing at this joke. This is a real “own-goal” cracked one of my friends under the influence of alcohol 
I think it will be a classic.
DAT: I am Don Corleone.
KP (with an expression of superiority and pride in his face, jumps the gun) : I am Michael Corleone.
DAT: Well, Hello, my dear son.
[Everyone else roll with peals of laughter]
[After some time KP realises what the laughter was for]
KP: Oh Shit. Bloody f***
son of a gun!
Whoever that anonymous SOB was, I don’t tolerate this kind of behavior in my blog.
So I’m disabling anonymous comments.
Oh..If others wonder what I was talking about in the above, it is about an anonymous comment, which I deleted.
Why? Because this blog is Bloody Mine.
@sanju: LOL. Yeah. He sure is!